16 August 2012

Befuddled

People have said that Mount Holyoke alumnae are prim and proper with pearls and pink. Then I turn to my class and look in confusion. Those chicks aren't prim and proper! What the heck! And it makes me wonder if someday I'll be sitting in a grand room sipping tea from ornate china in frocks that the Queen would approve of with my pearls sitting proudly off my neck. Huh? I very much like my corndogs, thank you very much.

But seriously, what happened? I am so befuddled. We're uncommon women, for christ's sake! Go get rainbow hair and wear 10" platform heels and let me wear my snakeskin pants, for crying out loud!

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