01 May 2012

The Golden Ratio

Stayed home "sick" today, which also means that someone made soup. Now, I love soup, I really do, but humanity must understand the ratio of soup to stuff. Nobody wants a bowl of chicken noodle soup that's 95% broth and 5% stuff...

I'm currently consuming a bowl of chicken noodle that's 80% stuff, 20% soup. And I'm not very fond of it either.

Oh, and when making soup, please consider that one's mouth may not be able to eat a whole potato. Please cut into pieces (the potato, not the mouth).

Also, egg noodles suck when they're soggy.

J

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