Now that college decisions have come in, I ask that you meet these following demands:
Don't
1. Brag
2. Belittle others
3. Cry
4. Attempt suicide
Do
1. Congratulate your friends
2. Choose wisely
3. Accept your fate
4. Be gracious and humble
5. Invite me to all your college parties
K thanks, bye
j
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