14 August 2012

7 Ways to Make Your Neighbor's Kids Shut Up

1. Kill them
2. Run them over
3. Threaten to break their legs
4. Hire a biker gang to set them straight
5. Haphazardly fire automatic guns in their general direction
6. Dunk them in large vats of fecal matter
7. Tie them up and shackle them to an abandoned warehouse

or just let your neighbors tell them off... thanks, guys.

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